They haven't all arrived. Let's wait longer
1, 2, 3, 4, l think it's enouhh
Though not many, but it's just good enough
l don't care how many you are, but since you're here
We'll still go and won't let you down
What do you want to ask?
Nothing?
Then listen to me
l'm called Graham
Right, the same name as the famous missionary
l'm a Christian
but what is different between us
is that he has a passport but l'm still applying for one
Let's not beat around the bush
The most unforgettable thing in my life
took place on my happiest and also unhappiest day!
Yeung Lai Wah, in the name of the God and of the Son
and of the Holy Ghost, l give you baptism
From now on, your sin is over
and living inside Christ
Don't scare
Graham, what happens to you?
l...l was once drowned. l fear water
l mustn't get near water
Graham
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ bless me...
Graham
ln the name of the God and of the Son
and of the Holy Ghost, l give you baptism
From now on, you live for Christ
And die for Christ too
Help!
Graham
Help!
l almost died
Be careful
Reverend! He's dead
Reverend is dead
lt's not my fault, l didn't know
Help him
but l've thought it over
From human's view, the reverend is dead
but from God's view
he just returns to God early
Am l right?
Now, l've finished, your turn now
Next one, Liang Chi Chun
Don't fool
lt's embarrassing to say
Many people thought my unforgettable thing
must be with taekwondo
but taekwondo for me
is not unforgettable, but unbearable
Foreign work by being trained
but l get trained before going to work
l've thought of giving it up lots of times
Why, why must l fall asleep while working
but when l think of only going to work rather than practicing
is even worse
Time's up, it's a pity it's not an event in Olympiad
or else l'll surely be champion
Do you know this is against the law?
l can sue you
Against the law? Have l used it?
Yeah, l didn't see he use it!
lt's legal if l have paid
l think you are just a green hand
l'll tell you, l help all the cars in this area
Get further away if you want to make money
Sorry, that car is under my protection too
What do you want? A race with me?
Let's see who's faster
l won't compete with you
But l'll surely find a way to fix you up
Brother Black, l'll pay
Pay? Do you walk the world like this?
Bitch!
Didn't you say you can run in Olympiad?
Why, you didn't take steroid?
Shit, warden
What's the use of running fast?
lt's the most important to have milk
Get this money to have better food
You'll have bigger busts and run better still
Sorry, l don't take fine
lf you want milk, go to dairy shop
So proud?
White panties
Right, from human's view, you did suffer a bit
But from God's view, you're better than Eve
The next one is
You dare tell us this, you're really Liang Chi Chun
lt's nothing
Luckily there're just few people or it will be embarrassing
How come l don't know?
The next one to tell his unforgettable event is...
The problem is not unforgettable event
but how to forget it!
This world is like a waste water gutter
lt's full of shit and waste
Here's the villa
Let's get back to the night club first
Sometimes mice come to steal food
Do l look good in these?
Sure you do
Why did you lift it up?
He peeps at me, shit
What are you doing? Seduce my lover?
Sometimes stray dogs do bite people
Dare you stand still?
l kill you
l must kill you
Waste water flush into you every day
You can never hide or forget it
You have only one choice
You mustn't make a mess in my car
Now it's your turn to speak
Fellow students
Miss
l want to go to toilet, can l?
Sorry, don't joke
Yes, Miss
l'm Li Sin Yi, a primary school teacher
No, l should say l got educated by primary school
That was my third day to school
Miss
What is it? Cheung Siu Ming
Miss, that bastard took my ruler
What did you say?
That bastard took my ruler
He said rude remarks!
Cheung Siu Ming, this is too much
l think not only the school must try hard
-the parents must cooperate too -l got it, Miss
l'll ask his goddamned father to say fewer rude remarks
Thanks
Siu Ming, you're a boy
How can you shout with them like a woman
you should beat them up
or they'll put shit on your head!
l ask you to stand properly
Yes, Miss
Stand still,
-hands straight -What's on inside?
lt's the Heung Wai Man again
went to toilet in class
But Chief Mo saw this on the way
How can you teach such a student?
Hand straight!
Miss, may l go to toilet?
Have l permitted you to speak?
You can speak after you have raised your hand, huh?
Do you have tongue cancer?
No, Miss
Louder!
No, Miss!
l haven't asked you to bend, why don't you listen?
-Chief Mo -What is it?
Chief Mo, he can't hold on any longer
Let him go to toilet and teach him afterwards
Miss Li, you don't know
He's pretending it only. He wants to make a mess
Look at his eyes, look at his eyes
l always wonder what can a teacher do?
Even though l can't help them out
l should lessen their suffering
l hope l can help them
Don't be miserable, Miss
Don't be like this
Thanks
The next one is Wang San Hap
Hasn't he come?
l think he's striving for money to pay his debts
Money is important but righteousness is even more
Wai, last time when you got beaten up
who helped you out?
When you got deserted by your girlfriend, who comforted you?
Now you're stronger then you don't need me
You are all lousy
Whoever wants to run away will be killed!
You must try to be righteous, Fly
You lazy bone, get up now...
Getting up now...
Pay me now...
ls money enough? Go away if it's not!
Put on your glasses and look carefully
Everyone is keen on money, come on!
Today, Master helped me out
l am so proud
You...you fatty pig
You all want to show off, right?
You must go to hell if l have no position
Man, you've taken on a new member, Fly?
Yeah, Brother
l know he is that sort of love-machine
Don't bullshit, come on here
Don't push, business seems booming
Yeah, waiting for you
Choose a pattern for tattooing
There're many patterns
Why, have the dragon tattooing on the chest
and you think the bead will fly?
Have a Goddess tattooed on your back and it will bless you?
You're too backwards now
What about this?
Tatto from the first page,
and charge the amount you can tattoo on me
Don't bullshit, sit down and let me try your flesh
Of course my body is perfect
You mean it?
Wait!
What is it?
About my scar...
it's very useful
Why must you show your scar now?
What's it?
lt hurts so much...
Can l just have my shoulders tattooed?
Shoulders? Can't tattoo many on them!
Can you have the words 'Chinese Hero' tattooed on?
Sure l can, but don't know if you can bear
l surely can
Godfather
Everybody knows l come for San Hap
What are you laughing at? Everyone knows Mindy is my girlfriend
But for Godfather, can you still smile?
What? Can't l smile?
What?
Shut up!
San Hap
We all think that your result last year was bad
l asked you to go cheat women
but you knelt and asked her to marry you
And l sent you for a fight but you said you didn't recognize them
But they all looked alike, Godfather
No two persons are exactly alike, you know?
l've discussed with everyone
You don't suit our gang at all
l'm sorry that you must change our gang name
l must kick you out of the triad
Are you joking, Godfather?
l grew at the triad
Parents are not even closer than the triad
Your gang name is bigger than the world
l can go nowhere but the traid
-Godfather -Okay
l will help you to duel with the problem between your girlfriend
l am benevolent enough
Girlfriend is not a big duel, Godfather
l don't want to be his girlfriend, he is not in the triad
Fine, Godfather
l don't need my girlfriend anymore
nor any money from her
But this woman has promised me
to go touring in Thailand with me
l've paid $8000 for the tour for her
You're smart, give me back my $8000!
lt's terrific if there's 20%
But to say the truth
With everyone paying $4000
this is not a small sum for me
Sorry, l'm always clear about money
l can't help
l am for grasping little money each day
l never believe you have taken off 40 moles of mine
Miss Mi, you can't see as they were on your back and neck
l don't care, the most l pay is 30 of them
Ok, 10% discount for you, charge you for 36 moles
What about 32?
Ok, 35 then, don't bargain anymore
35? Can you charge half? Charge me for 34.5?
Miss Yu Shin
Here is money for 40
l was only joking with you
l never bargain with others
Goodbye!
Yu Shin, is it my turn now?
Coming
Those newcomers are all like this
You won't get bullied by them if you follow me
Miss Yung, many freckles have appeared on your face
Yeah, don't know why!
Very elastic!
Big is useless, elasticity is the most important
l do understand men's mind best
You have big busts and bottoms
Yu Shin, if you will work with me
l assure you will earn 10 times more than present
Miss Yung, don't joke with me
l am not, do think it over
You have good face, work for a year and you can quit
You can then open your own shop
And you needn't get bullied by them!
Unless you are still a virgin
A virgin is different...
How should l put it
lf l say l have never thought about it
then l am lying to myself
Seeing people come in spending thousands of dollars
But l don't dare to buy skin lotion
l should think it all over
Oh, Yu Shin
Yu Shin
l nearly forget to tell you
l've had plastic surgery on my nose and chin
don't massage too hard
Good, the last one will be Daniel
lt's a Western name, it must be you
Unforgettable experience?
lt's the moment a guest gave me $200 as tips
So short?
Okay, after this meeting today
l think you know each other basically
l believe in the next few days
you'll know better
and you will energize yourselves more
As tour of our company is exciting and safe
Ok, let's meet at the airport at 3 tomorrow
Thanks for your coming
Refreshment is ready for you, help yourselves
Come and eat some cake
Miss, come and eat some cake
Don't worry, Mr. Chen
Nothing happened to the tours before
And our action today is totally confidential
l will ensure the safety of your tour members
But you have me send out the tour without enough members
Like this time, only 5 to 6 persons, l'll suffer loss
Don't worry, l'll compensate for you loss
Night view of Hong Kong is wonderful
Don't know what night view of Thailand is like
Liang Chi Chun you're smart,
you write diary so quickly
l write whatever l see
No one wants to get Nobel Prize like you
The most narrow-minded is Wu Yu Shin,
she exchanged only $2000. lt's done
You peeped into my wallet?
But you laid it aside!
You sly!
Dare you beat me?
What then?
Ok, stand still here
You warden don't deserve sleeping in this room with me
You lousy cosmetic girl, you don't deserve a human
You beat me? Stand there
Forget it, all of you
Don't make her angry or else she...
she's very horrible!
Dare you threaten me?
Today it is my first time doing so
Can't believe l have this strength
and even in such a crowded place
Mom, l can't hold on
Piss...piss...
Why do you have so many natural calls?
Piss here if you can't hold on
You know how to fight
You kicked me out of the triad
You're great
You're all bosses, l'm not
You just watch on
Graham, we've waited for an hour, where's our luggage?
From human's view, it is one hour
But for God, it's a couple of seconds, wait longer
Thanks heavens your God doesn't sell watches
Yeah
l mean...
You damned kid...shut up at this minute
You shout and start my nerves
Madam, the more you beat him, the more he cries
Damn it, you make me scolded by those lousy girls
You deserve this, kid!
Must l beat you up!
Bitch, what did you say?
What?
Mind your words
What's to do with you when l teach my child
l do want to beat him
Say it again!
Shit, dare you repeat what you said!
Leader, that tour members want to beat me!
What is it, Mrs. Chen?
What's the matter?
Nothing l was teaching my boy
and those bitches want to beat me
lt's misunderstanding...
Dare you lie? lt's you who wants to beat us, bitch!
Sun Moon Travel Agency? Small tour starts a mess?
l dare not...
Sorry, we're all sons and daughters of God
We should all love each other, right?
You're the leader, right?
Watch out for your members
Otherwise l'll make a call and cast you out of tour field
Sorry...
You're the smartest guy. What did you say?
Kick me then
l let you kick, come on!
Don't start trouble, sorry...
Don't worry, don't be afraid, it'll be okay.
l don't fear, it's legal to beat a child
You are to blame, you lousy kid
Don't beat him anymore...
Just at the moment, don't know why
l have an impulse to do something
And l know l am surely right for it
Kid, don't cry anymore
You bitch, dare you beat me?
You don't deserve to be a human
You don't deserve l say
Don't stir up trouble...
Take it easy...
Mom, help!
Kid, my boy!
My child!
You can't go in
My boy is inside there, boy...
Mom, mom!
Madam, your son is too naughty
-He's too bad -Let me teach him for you
No, l am free, l'll teach him myself
Are you okay, son?
We were just happy
like winning a war
But soon l learnt that...
this victory is superficial
822 is for ladies, 821 is for men
After bath, we shall meet at 7 here
l'll take you to see sex show
-Let's move. -Wait...
Sir. l...
5000
No aids, very safe
Virgin
Virgin?
Yeah, no aids
Virgin
Yes, with aids
No aids
Good...you wait
You are a teacher, what is virgin?
What is virgin?
A kind of engine
Not possible
A sacred girl, means a girl with chastity
So she wants to sell chastity, what does she take me as?
She thinks l need girls to enjoy?
You needn't be so smart!
l never thought that
Yu Shin is such a sensible gal
But in a place where chastity is so cheap
l wonder how long a sensible girl can live on!
Here comes late supper
Room service? Why so extravagant?
ls it?
l make it clear, l won't pay
l'll treat it, nut
What do you want?
Virgin
Which one?
Sell one, get three?
Terrific, you're so big
Also virgin?
You lousy culprit
Shit
Wrong room number
No more wrong
Shit
Virgin
Three thousand first
OK
Wait a second
OK
Thanks
Dirty
Take a shower first
OK, only for you virgin
No, dirty, take a shower first
l'll wait for you, okay?
Go on, okay?
Wait for me
Go ahead now. l'm here waiting
OK
Sir, where to?
To graveyard!
Go to hell!
lt's good to be a taxi driver
l'll be a taxi driver when l return to Hong Kong
Driving a taxi is 'labiao'
What is 'labiao'?
'Labiao' means...
'Labiao' means running into bad luck
or feeling great
or losing face
or feeling proud
Anyway, 'labiao' is the word when you
fail to find an exact word
Don't touch me
l have a feeling of 'labiao'
l saw a girl
who is so different from others
Although she's in this stinky gutter
she doesn't belong here
l know when l see her, only l can understand her
Horny teacher
Horny school mistress
Where's Graham?
Help me find Graham
l must ask his God
l've never robbed or stolen anything
l've never killed or burnt down a house
Why don't they let me become a triad member?
Come on, Johnny
We've made deals for six, seven times already
What are you afraid of?
Billy, l don't want that kind of bread
Don't want that kind of bread
You want HK dollars at anytime
ls it?
Sorry!
Okay...l'll adjust the rate
lnstead of four HK dollars to one U.S. dollar
l'll give you six to one
Billy, l tell you l won't
Policemen are all over the city now
You want to US dollar, go to the United States then
Oh Jesus
What am l going to do with all my money?
You can go for the girls, man!
lf you two want girls,
l'll go back to hotel first
He can't even eat a mango now
Give me and Aids cigarette
Are you comfortable?
No need to massage
Come on...
More and later, ok?
What massage?
What is this?
Get dressed
Have sex with virgin, no big deal
No, she is under 14
14?
Officer, she is 18 now
-No, 16 only -OK
You OK, me no OK
Policemen don't wear floral socks
You two think l am nuts?
l pretend to be a tourist, and you as a cop?
Wake up...
There seems to be a fight
Shall we report to the police?
lt's better to do
What number should we dial?
lt seems no sound now
Or you let me fire at you
No!
Or she let me screw once!
Don't ever dream
Ann, please save us, l beg you
l'll give you 10 seconds to persuade her, 10...
l will never
-What do you want? -You let him do
-then l can survive -Hands off! Help!
A girl is shouting
What number to call up police?
Ask the counter
lt'll be too late then, go out and see now
OK
Help! Let me go
Don't let her shout, l'll kill you if anything happens
What has happened?
What's on?
-Help! -Don't shout!
None of your business.
She's a hooker, and l paid her money
l don't want your money
Don't shout! Do you want to die?
You needn't help me, Chinese is no weak people
But it's a pity you're from Hong Kong
Dare you rape?
Hold him tight
Rape?
What's going on?
He rapes the girl
She? lsn't she that virgin?
Who is the man outside then?
-Help! -The one outside
Go quickly
Help us lock him inside
Watch him over
What are you doing?
Don't fight
You want to kill him? No way
l must report this to the police
Don't report, l can't see the police
lt hurts
lt's stirred up, we must report to the police
lt hurts
lt's worse than crucifixion
lt makes me sick
This is just the way for him
lt's erotic too
Today is the second day we're in Thailand
Though we didn't sleep a wink last night
we must muster up strength
Seeing me to be so excited
they must think it's because l won the fight last night
ln fact, winning is not important
lmportance is that:
l realized it for the first time that
practicing taekwondo is not for prize only
There is real use in it
What is it?
Have you finished?
OK, nearly finished
Where's the girl?
lnside the toilet
Get down if you're ready
OK, you go down first
Are you ready?
Fine
This girl is called Ann
She's Chinese born here, not living in Bangkok
She intends to make money in Bangkok
but, before she manages that
she nearly ran into big trouble
With a simple girl like her
she can never live in a big city like this!
Have you packed everything?
Come on, l'll carry it for you
No, l can carry it myself
Ann lives in Pattaya
What a coincidence!
We're going to Pattaya today too
So we've decided to take her there
Look, how happy she is
l want to go to toilet once more
Come out quick
-We'll wait for you outside -OK
l think she must feel strange
How come there're such good people in this world?
lt's good l desert them
Come on quick, we're waiting for you
Hurry, this way
At first Ann didn't say a word
but maybe she found us to be good people
she started to tell us her background
Ann, l think you mom and dad
don't know what you are up to in Bangkok
All her money gets cheated by those pimps
Does it?
Ann, have you received education?
What if she has? She's only a village girl
She will get bullied whatever she works
Yeah...
lf you don't listen to them, you'll get beaten up
You're so pitiful
Oh, do you have religion?
Jesus is performing miracle again
Go on driving now
Yes
Ann, let me see you in there
No, l can go in myself
My family doesn't want to meet strangers
Wait!
Please donate
You become generous?
l don't want her to be poor as l am poor!
l think it's worth keeping chastity
God will surely appreciate what you have done
And you?
l should contribute too
Hope this money will help you, take it
Thanks
Take care!
Goodbye
Excuse me, where is the toilet?
Over there
Goodbye
She said she's Chinese but her family don't look like that
l once drove a man from Mainland China
he looks exactly like Michael Jackson
l was only saying
l hope our laughter means good thing
and that Ann will never meet culprits anymore
Boss, her girl took the money away
lt's not my fault, not me!
Then all my $3 million is gone?
All gone. We have to have it printed again
Printed again? Our client must rush back to the US
what shall we do?
lt's OK, don't worry
We can sell it to small clients like the past
You forget why l look for big clients?
l remember, you want a big deal and shelter for a while
All the news is rumours, l don't believe at all
Don't you? You needn't fear that
l asked you to go for transaction but you went for hooker
Now you don't fear me
What do you fear then?
lt's not my faults, spare me please
Good-looking!
Kill him and l'll spare you!
Boss
Why fear? Don't you know martial arts?
You hit it right!
Want a try?
-No, l won't -Want a play?
Hey, can you?
How about it?
Don't you play?
l don't know
Go and play, you can definitely hit the target
You use it
What about you?
l can use this
l do like you
l am right for that
Put it on
Let's take a stroll outside
You remember you did give me a piece of tissue?
lt's nothing
lt doesn't cost much
Why? Did l say anything wrong?
What did you say wrong?
l seldom say wrong, as l seldom say
l only say the truth
Why do you like me then?
Among all the girls l've met
you're the prettiest and the kindest too
Kind?
Yeah, even when you were fighting with the woman at the airport
you did fight kindly, very kindly
Thanks, but isn't 'kind'
a word for the aged?
A kind person is easily bullied
l am not that sort of kind person
but l know how to appreciate
lf you and l...
one is kind and the other isn't
the result...
the result is that we will be very 'labiao'
What?
'labiao'
Graham, don't know where Li Pai Yin is!
Even the driver is gone
ls it so?
Were they killed by running off of guns?
But we can still find their bodies
Will you become invisible when you sleep?
l think they must be playing around
let's search them in separate ways
OK
Move
Graham, you did waste lots of bullets
With so many shots, you hit only once!
Miss, how to find them as Pattaya is so big?
We've found every corner of this city
Are they up to making love in somewhere?
Don't bullshit
OK, l don't know about the class mistress
but when a man comes to Thailand he will look...
Come on. Sit down first
lf a man comes to Thailand and doesn't look for fun
it's like going to toilet without pissing
Of course, l am the exception
Miss, two beers
OK, 2 Baht
ls hooker so cheap in Thailand?
Doing once in Hong Kong equals to a week expense here
Actually you women from Hong Kong are the happiest
lt costs you the same price here
l do want to try
Try what?
l want to see
l want to see how much l'm worth...
What did you say?
Help me ask for a price, OK?
Then l will become a pimp!
How can l do this?
Are you from Hong Kong?
What do you want?
Girl from HK, price of Thailand
How much do you pay?
lf l want girls from HK, l needn't have come here
Look at you!
Foreigner
What?
You see, a girl, how much?
No, Aids, too risky
No aids
Virgin
Virgin?
l don't believe
Virgin
You've seen that now. All they want are Thai girls
or virgins, which kind do you belong to?
From Hong Kong?
Thai girl?
Thai girl, sure she is
How much?
Give me a price
ln Hong Kong currency?
They don't cost so much in HK
Thai girls are cheap
HK$2000, as you like
Ok, let me see her first
See her? This is no merchandise
What do you mean?
She looks good
Forget it...
Go away, l won't let her do with you
Shit, lousy!
Go away...
l can't bear
Don't get angry, l know
lf it had been me, l'd have offered HK$3000
HK$3000?
Hong Kong currency!
Louder, l can't hear, l am in a bar
-Yeah, it's too noisy in here -Graham,
l can't find them
Hold on
Search more, l'll find with you after this call
l've walked three times, but failed to see them
Reverend Wang, l failed to find the sinners
All sinners have improved themselves
Yes, Jesus did perform miracle
Not our Jesus, but Jesus of Thailand
Yeah, so l said it's big trouble
Wait
Brother Ho is waiting inside
Reverend Wang, an angel is coming to show the way
Please pray for me, goodbye
Miss Liang, watch boxing now
l'll go change money and then join you
Why do you keep changing money?
Don't know, it was to be my duty
lt's a deal
Thank you
How come there's Jesus in Thailand too?
Nothing interesting. They keep being beaten
Brother Ho, 6 to 1 is good for us
6 to 1? Real money is 7 to 1!
And you did change money?
But l've taken much money here
Brother Ho, we're buddies, please help
We've done only several transactions, small amounts
not yet buddies
But l've taken much money here this time
ln fact, there's all news outside
l dare not even if
l had enough money
How about this, Brother Ho
l must change this money here
lntroduce me a boss if you don't want to get involved
and l'll go talk to him myself
What benefits will l get if l introduce you one?
You want to get the real boss out?
What exactly are you?
Brother Ho, what are you thinking about?
l'm the leader of Sun Moon Travel
We did change money before
Two of them disappeared
now the leader vanished too
You don't look a cop
What are you? Tell me
Hide away first
Run away...be quick...
Stand up...now
Are you okay?
l'm fine
My leg hurts as you kicked me hard!
Why did they hit you?
They don't like Christian so they beat me
Can the two of them manage?
Don't know, but they seem strong
Let's not waste time
This is for you
Where are you?
Thanks
Graham nearly got killed as martyr
lt's misunderstanding...
Misunderstanding?
Misunderstanding can cause accidents
l got beaten up with misunderstanding
Leader, Denial said...
we shall dine with Ann, what do you think?
Good, Jesus said one who has mercy on others is good
as they are pitiful too
Graham is right, we did have mercy on others
so now we need a change to be pitiful
Ann doesn't really live here
All she told us were lies
l don't see why she must cheat us
She's like this as she's so young
l feel l lose confidence in human being from now on
Sorry
Boss, they are staying in one of these
Go get the money back
Move...quick
l didn't use to write diary
but what happened today was too dramatic
lf we turn it into a film, no one will believe it
OK, let's start with the breakfast
Don't know if it's for this incident of Ann
At breakfast, everyone seems to have to take revenge
Ann, you must watch on
Take me to Chingmai and l'll give you all my money
Graham, she takes your tour as a bodyguard company
What do you think?
l only have this money
l don't want to be caught back and do this
l beg you, please
Why did you lie you live in Pattaya?
l worked so hard for this money in Bangkok
l don't want to be made use of, l want to quit now
ln fact at that moment
l didn't completely believe what Ann said
But l thought
no matter what she did or said
she didn't want to be a hooker anymore
Okay, l'll see you to Chingmai
You needn't come but l must see her there
l'll go too
She goes means l'll go too!
She goes doesn't mean l'll go. But l'll go
Ok, Liang Chi Chun, l won't go if you won't go!
l'll go
l knew that. Ok
Everyone in the tour will go
Does that mean our leader will go too?
Take it back
What do you think, Graham?
ln fact, it doesn't follow our itinerary so well
Yet, Jesus said...
OK, let's set out
Let's go...
Jesus says too, let's set out
Get on this bus
Ann, you have so much US dollars
change some for me, will you?
Forget it, you keep changing money!
Must l help you carry you luggage?
-No, l can carry it myself -lt's OK
No, thanks
Where are they? Find them out now
They're there. Go after them!
Chase! Chase! Move!
Wait, you mean you've been swindler for 2 years?
Why didn't you go home but you will now?
l can't go home without money
And l used to cheat though l didn't want to
You still go home as your parents had sold you?
They didn't mean to. l was not the first one
What's the difference in weight
with your sister when you were 12?
5 and a half lb, right?
You've earned this $200 thousand within 2 years
Why are they brand new?
Nuts, there're banks around
She can't have wrapped them in handkerchief all the time
Just then you said if we see you home
then you'll give us all your money, you really will?
l know you won't take it
lf we really take your money
and push you down the bus, you'll have nothing then
Will you do that thing again?
Sure l won't. lt isn't worthy at all
But it's different in Hong Kong
lt's said girls in Hong Kong are valuable
Are they?
Yeah...
Ask her for it, she knows it best
l...ask them for it
l don't know, l've never got to those places
l'll tell you, such people in this bus
spend $10000 a night!
You're lousy. l beat you
Don't listen to him bullshit. lt's not that expensive
You mean we aren't worth that money?
Yeah...
Be quick
Got it, very soon
You nearly let me killed, you know?
l've said l didn't take your money away
Dare you say that? Give me back the money
Or else we will both be killed
You deserve it, as you force me to do that!
l didn't take it
l'll kill you if you won't take it out
You forget to raise hands to go to toilet
Sorry...l'm very sorry
l know, either you kick all 7 of them to death
or you'd better behave yourself
Tell me
-l don't know -Tell me now
-l don't know -Graham,
what are they saying with Ann?
They're uneducated. l don't understand
Uneducated people speak a different Thai language?
Educated Thai can speak English
How about it?
Found it or not?
l haven't found it yet
You mustn't go there or you'll be killed
Hurry
Don't move
Give me the gun
Ask them to put down the guns
Ask them to put the guns down!
Ask them to put down the guns
Don't move
Ask them to put the guns down
Put them down
Put the guns down
Put down the guns
Don't move...stand still
Move over...
Hurry
Don't move
Get me a gun, get me a gun
He's running away...
Stand still
Watch out, Liang Chi Chun
Stand up
Got back there
Ann, what do they want to do?
They want to take my money away
You're nuts, you work hard for the money
You mustn't let them take it away
But if you don't give them, they'll pester you
Why don't you have them all killed for good?
OK, l'll do it
lt's not mice. lt's a real gun, are you nuts?
Leader, you must figure it out
Jesus Christ said...
You'd better let me say
l'm experienced for this situation
All these people are only after money
Ann, say, how much will you take out for them?
Yeah, how much?
All!
No away, you mustn't!
You must think for yourself
No, l suggest giving them not even a dime
l'd rather kill them all
Take it easy
lf you trust me, l'll decide it
lnterpreter...
lnterpreter, come out now
We're all out of home just for money
lf you give way, l'll give way too
As we'll meet again somewhere
Don't bullshit, just give him a shot
Have you finished yet? Troublesome
Tell them we have a 70% to 30% share
We get 70% and they get 30%, how is it?
They say 70% to 30%
They get 70% while 30% for us
No way
60% to 40% then, she works hard for the money
lt's so fair to you
They say 60% to 40%, what then?
No way, we 60%, they 40%
He said, they 60%, you 40%
No way, the most is half and half
Make it half and half
Right
Or we can't resist anymore
Both sides. OK?
Girls just want to keep accounts
You're bosses, you make money easily
You make money like printing
What do you think?
l think it's a treat
Give them the money
Now it's nothing else
The most important is to let both sides be happy, right?
So we're both happy, we'll make friends in future
-Don't take more, it's enough -lt's split,
change me several, please
You're annoying, come on, hurry
Listen to me, we're of the same group
Give you money, and we've settled, tell him now
Half is only this?
He said half is not that little
Today l'm in bad mood, tell him now
He must keep his words, does he know?
He must keep his words
lt's bad if anything more happens
Daniel, where are you going?
Who can tell me why it is so quiet?
Don't panic, it's fine
Yeah, it's all over.
Why are you all so afraid?
Ann, do you know where your family is?
Then you needn't be afraid
All their tyres got punctured
lt'll be their luck if they can get home
Yeah, their gun are all taken away too
With me here, you needn't feel scared
Yeah, with our furious Daniel, everybody keeps away from us
lt's too dangerous to carry guns, give them to me
l'll keep them for you
Give you the guns? Who knows if you'll exchange
Yeah
You want it? Take it, nuts
Don't worry, Ann
They promised to forget it by taking half the money
l'll never let them off if they eat words
Ask your friend not be so serious, okay?
Yeah, ask your friend to be easy a bit
Ask you to be easy
Ok, l'll sing a song then
A Thai song, please listen
Good
l don't know where we are
ls this road over there?
Yes, over there
Thank you!
How is it? Get it clear?
So we've returned here
What is going on?
We made a wrong turning
But all the roads are nearly the same
Yeah, don't worry, l believe God will lead us there
Just then, fortunately, Daniel
tried hard to rescue us from risks
Do you think we should thank him?
Yeah, come on, cheers!
You now behave like a tour leader
Cheers with orange juice
The most important is that we now have guns
lf we can take them back to Hong Kong
it's perfect!
OK, let's make a game
lf you can take a gun back to Hong Kong
and let you use it freely, how will you use it?
Ann, choose anyone to answer
Graham, you answer first
Give it to the police
But let you use it freely
Throw it into the sea
He makes lousy answers. Listen to me
Hey...someone's here
Let me say, it's nothing to have a gun
lt asks for guts
Who dare to?
Come and have a duel with me
Kicked me out? Godfather, who do you have?
OK for a duel, who goes first?
5, 10, all!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Your turn now
My turn so soon? OK
lf l had a gun, l'd go change my clothes
l won't go in. l'm scared, l won't go
Great. Let's go home
l must die too
God damned Wang San Hap, l must kick you out
Why didn't you fire at him?
Gun is not for dealing with men
Sorry, it's nearly time up again
Why, warden?
Want to give me a ticket again?
OK, you must show me once more the leg skill last time
and l'll give you a reward of $200 at once
Since you want, l'll surely grant it for you
Don't move
Miss...no...don't
l'm to blame, Miss, l'm wrong
Just for a ticket, please spare me!
Don't you want to see performance?
l'll let you see much of it
Put down the gun, God will punish
these uneducated guys
What's difference even if they're educated?
This is our affairs, none of your business
lt used not to be, but l must get involved now
Do you understand, Chief Mo?
l do, l understand everything now
What was l saying?
Even though a teacher can't help a student
they should not let them suffer
You have tongue cancer? Louder
Even though a teacher can't help a student
they should not let them suffer
Have l let you hand off
Did you hear?
Even though a teacher can't help a student
they should not let them suffer
Yes
Did you hear?
Yes!
We heard it too. We'll call you madam from now on
You become a madam? You're not 'labiao' enough
l have the oysters and you'll see tonight
Don't move
Why, don't joke anymore
l'm not joking with you
Don't make a noise, go over
Take it easy
Get money out, a bullet if you keep a dollar
Miss, where are you from? Do you know who l am?
Scare me? You're a triad pimp, pay double
Take the watch off
Miss, this money is for courting girls
You mustn't use such words to talk to me
Don't ever start my nerves
Dare you
Listen, l come to catch horny guys
l'm the famous horny-buster
Long live horny-buster!
Now we are seven together
-Hey... -What is it?
They are after us again
Shit! Why don't they keep their words?
How come they're so daring?
No, maybe it's just coincidence
l think they never give up pursuing us
As they haven't found us, we'd better creep
l have ways to stop them from following
Do you have guts?
l dare to do anything, what ways do you have?
Use Liang Chi-Chun's way, we puncture the tyres
No, it's dangerous. l won't let you do this
Daniel, will anything bad happen?
Don't fear, they have no guns
Yeah, nothing to fear, Daniel
Hey, no, it's too dangerous, don't go
They're not human at all
Oh, get the bus ready and we shall leave
Softer
Red...
Go away!
Don't move!
Squad down
Give me a gun
Help them into the car!
Sit still!
Chase!
How are you?
Help him care for the wound
Be careful, much blood, get a tissue
You must hold on
lt's bad, they're after us again
Squad down, sit still
How are you?
Don't scare me, Daniel, don't scare me
You're a man but you're a coward too
Stop it
Graham
That bullet isn't hard, just let it be
Why, are you scared? You're daring when you puncture the tyres
No, l don't want to step into his pace
Why, l haven't treated him yet
You haven't taken the bullet out?
How come it hurts so much?
l was only watching how deep the wound is
Watching hurts so much?
Graham
We'd better wait after this to discuss the bullet
l think we must all keep calm, let's wait more
Yeah...
Let's not wait. l take it out
Look
Don't shout, your turn now
Show me your money
Why are you talking so loudly?
Get it out
You want money at this moment?
l want all
So much?
This money belongs to that gang
How much is there?
l haven't counted. How could l know?
You stole the money?
You cheated us to help you steal money?
-You nearly had us all killed -l was only trying
to help Ann quit being a hooker
and half in my mind to help myself out too
But all of a sudden
Ann becomes so complicated
l really don't know if l'm doing the right thing
Last time in the ruins, l wanted to give them back the money
Wanted? Did you do it?
Who knows what was in your mind then?
Ann, you make me disappointed
We grasped money to help you and changed our itinerary
and got threatened with guns
But you treat us like this now? Where is your conscience?
lf not for you
l'd have taken the money away in Pattaya
And if not for you
l wouldn't meet them again
and lay hands on this dirty stuff
lt's no use complaining, this is forge money
All 3 million is forge money
From inside, these notes look like real money
Common people can't distinguish
But if they come to contact with alkaline material
they'll give out a stink
as chemical reaction
Even saliva is stinky then
Do you know who l am?
Graham
l belong to Scotland Yard
Senior inspector in private detective field
For the past 4 months
l've been assigned to be undercover as a tour leader
to investigate the forge money case
Private detective? l thought he's an lnterpol
You scare me most
Right. l'm not an lnterpol
But lnterpol assigns me to
They failed to solve it so they turned to me
No problem now?
Please listen, l'm going to get help
l hope you don't
start trouble before l come back
l'm not joking at all
You mustn't blame her, at least she's not dreaming
You must drink too
Can l do without it?
Surely no
l won't drink
Telephone?
There
Thanks
Don't move
Jesus Christ is my shepherd
Where are they? Tell me
Jesus Christ is my shepherd
Money...
Boss, it's no use killing him
take him as hostage
OK
l leave everything to God
Ann, l used to stand by you
But in fact, it's you who helped me
You're strong while you're small
l have no more pretexts then
Come over...
Buddha Ruins, Jesus shows up
Take 3 million to meet Jesus
Jesus goes to heaven after 3 p.m.
So 3 million is what they want
Jesus goes to heaven after 3 p.m.
lt's false good news
l remember what Graham said last night
We mustn't make a joke
We'd better give them back the money
Shit, you think you'll be okay by giving it to them?
Yeah, even Jesus isn't in heaven
he gets hung up
Nuts, what are you saying?
l mean it
Get up, Graham got caught away
Chocolate is gone?
Nuts
Get up now
l don't take chocolate, it brings me toothache
They're all nuts
l'll deal with them with the most modern way
Boss, can you help us out?
No, it's not our business
How is it?
They say they are for fighting with guerrilla, and none else
Shit, they'd rather gamble here
than go to rescue? What shall we do?
Don't beg them. Let's help ourselves, move
lf they don't set him free after taking the money
we'll fight with them
Right. Ann, you needn't go then
Where's Wu Yu Shin?
We must get things all ready
Ann, give me the money
Can you do it?
l think l can manage to win money
Beauty have many US dollar, bet with her
Come here
Too slow
Play one card, okay?
OK, big win
Little lose
OK?
Let's go in and see
OK?
OK
You win, l pay double
You lose, normal
OK, it's a deal, start
You win, money yours
l win, l take that
That, no...
How about this?
-With so much US dollars? -She wants to take them
Don't worry, go on
OK
No way
You eat words?
-You promised to give us? You regret? -Don't shout,
who are they?
Captain, l'm sub-chief, betting with them
We all lost
You can join us if you like
What are they talking?
You pocket?
l nearly forget
We lost 3 thousand dollars
You me play?
OK
Ok, you win, yours
But l win, l'll take all the guns
OK
General
We gambled with several Hong Kong girls
And lost all the guns!
See how many we have come
Where's the money?
They want money
Where's the money?
Give us money
Where's he?
Graham
Are you okay?
Clean your face first, want some water?
-What are you doing? -Want fresh milk?
-Why are you here? -Don't worry, it's fine
He's here, where's the money?
-Drink some, -Give me now
you must have suffered
You have sweat over. Let me dry it
Don't run, l haven't dried all yet
You are nuts. l said the middle pedal
You said the right pedal!
l said the middle one, not the right one
You forget what you've said?
l said the middle one,
-not the right one -What are you doing?
Listen, give me the money
They want money now
You ask us to bring the truth here, not money
Yeah
Okay, want to fool me?
No one in Thailand dare fool me
Come here
Don't joke. They're numerous
Yeah, we'd better hide
l'm scared
Give them money, life is more important
No money. l've only taken the truth here!
Quickly
How are you?
Take them back
l'll take this card as souvenir
From today on, 2 is the largest in my barrack
Yes!
You're so smart
We've in safety now
Yeah, we won narrowly
Where are the clothes?
There, it's that pile
Come on. We all have different figures
lf you become taller, wear mine or Yu Shin's
lf you become shorter, wear Pai Yin's
Nuts, how can someone become taller and shorter?
-Nuts -Don't go to Bangkok again, okay?
Don't cry anymore
Don't cry, be good
Remember to see me if you have time
l'll come even if l'm not free
Graham
Shit, l have never let a virgin embrace me
Didn't your mom embrace you?
l like the look when you believe in Jesus
May God bless you
Thanks
Don't see us. Go back. We'll start
Hurry up
Take care of yourself
Take care, goodbye
Goodbye
Remember to come back the see me
Goodbye...
Just more hour and we'll be at the airport
ln 2 hours and l'll be back to Hong Kong
We can still see a film, will you?
To...
Hong Kong
Thanks!
Thanks
We still have two more days.
Let Jesus decide